Ryan Giggs

Ah, Giggsy. A Premiership footballer who has had a career for 21 years in UK football which I'm sure is some sort of a record. He started young and I do remember him when he was just 18 with a rug as thick and luxurious as a bear skin rug and a toned body to die for. Ah, it almost made me want to watch football.

Anyway, over the past two decades he has morphed from obscenely hairy scum hunk to obscenely hairy (but occassionally manscaped) scum daddy. I can't decide which I prefer but he definitely has more THROWDOWN as an older man. MMM-mm!

Simon Walton

A premier league footballer in England but better known to the gays as husband of ditzy, glamour model, celeb Big Brother contestant, Nicola T. (T standing for Tits presumably, hers are ridiculously large for such a sknny girl).

Anyhoo, Mr Walton showed up on Big Brother and immediately set off my throwdown-ometer. So hottt (three ts). He also showed up in Nicola T's place for a night of the Come Dine with Me WAG special and proved himself to be a lovely, shy and humble young man, the sort of man you could take home to your mum and be proud. Despite this trait I couldn't help imagining his cum face and all those locker room roasting sessions.

Phew, cold shower now.

Jay Harington

Jay is the star of new US sitcom Better of Ted. The show itself is strictly "meh" but Mr Harrington's awesome hotness is actually making me watch each episode. He's just so darn purty, like Clooney back in the day.
Unfortunately those damn Hollywood wax fanatics have stripped his chest bare. You just know that this guy is naturally hairy, I'm not talking Tom Selleck but he is bound to have a bit of a rug. But the only pics I could find his chest is as smooth as Chaz DeBono's. Which is disappointing, to say the least.